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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Pokémon! Gotta’ catch ‘em all!</description><title>Thought Crimes in Ingsoc</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @eldritcheveryday)</generator><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7a38e48a39387f16bb243e2544bb523/tumblr_mmvapd4WY81sqzrwlo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/51048131780/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lulz-time&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;This post has been featured on a &lt;a href="http://www.1000notes.com"&gt;1000notes.com&lt;/a&gt; blog.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058656660</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058656660</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:41:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.</title><description>Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058647273</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058647273</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:41:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>metalburger:

But will the new Xbox stop little white kids from calling me a nigger in Call of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metalburger.tumblr.com/post/50999564007/but-will-the-new-xbox-stop-little-white-kids-from"&gt;metalburger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;But will the new Xbox stop little white kids from calling me a nigger in Call of Duty?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058640581</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058640581</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:41:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 
</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058640930</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058640930</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:41:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gif-machine:

I videoed my brother pretending our cat was a gun,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd6f597e7160cb0103518c53f38e1d97/tumblr_mn3w17tjvW1sp5lbdo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gif-machine.tumblr.com/post/51054474821/i-videoed-my-brother-pretending-our-cat-was-a-gun" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;gif-machine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I videoed my brother pretending our cat was a gun, my friend found out and took it further…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gif-machine.tumblr.com"&gt;follow my gifs blog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058637007</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058637007</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:41:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10e97949b8b3bb98690770e48976011c/tumblr_mizt66jZpQ1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058626896</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058626896</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:40:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>infinitelysaved:

oh-3mily:

adolescentscumbag:

iwasthepinkpanth...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LoUTBY7aFDY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://infinitelysaved.tumblr.com/post/51055309216/oh-3mily-adolescentscumbag" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;infinitelysaved&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://oh-3mily.tumblr.com/post/51050849431" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;oh-3mily&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adolescentscumbag.tumblr.com/post/51041506185/iwasthepinkpantheronce" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;adolescentscumbag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwasthepinkpantheronce.tumblr.com/post/48111236882/nodaybuttodaytodefygravity-chillwhore"&gt;iwasthepinkpantheronce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nodaybuttodaytodefygravity.tumblr.com/post/48108066191/chillwhore-sylvanburningcenter-i-just-puked"&gt;nodaybuttodaytodefygravity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chillwhore.tumblr.com/post/48102179230/sylvanburningcenter-i-just-puked-because-of-how"&gt;chillwhore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sylvanburningcenter.tumblr.com/post/48092511031/i-just-puked-because-of-how-funny-this-was"&gt;sylvanburningcenter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i just puked because of how funny this was&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i watched this on the bus.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;bad idea&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the sarah palin part hahahaha&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;watched this a good 5 times&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m freaking dead. 😭&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058614406</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058614406</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:40:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahilikechicks:

mosoli:

im still laughing at this


My...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e87d1aa669d678dcb3dd2203ac1fef6/tumblr_mn61uk7E7u1qm3165o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahilikechicks.tumblr.com/post/51056664685" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;fuckyeahilikechicks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mosoli.tumblr.com/post/51013035494/im-still-laughing-at-this"&gt;mosoli&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im still laughing at this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058560301</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058560301</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:38:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!&#13;</title><description>girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability  </description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058550408</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058550408</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:37:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>prince-rylie:

being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prince-rylie.tumblr.com/post/49760016774/being-a-human-is-weird-because-you-cannot-crawl-on"&gt;prince-rylie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058512004</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058512004</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:36:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c0bc01f2b931b24f44dcfd52047c6ea/tumblr_mjbqduV53k1qhufo0o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://death-by-lulz.tumblr.com/post/51055852894/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;death-by-lulz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;This post has been featured on a &lt;a href="http://www.1000notes.com"&gt;1000notes.com&lt;/a&gt; blog.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058493127</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51058493127</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 04:35:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teenwhoops.tumblr.com/post/36823248990/im-glad-we-dont-have-to-hunt-for-our-food-any"&gt;teenwhoops&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51051447918</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51051447918</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:19:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5d60242336e6c56d5e4499ece7986e4/tumblr_mm3hoiXsdf1rrpyx5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51048932898</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51048932898</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b173a527ad8e4b7ce500f4ab4f6e252a/tumblr_mn625rYSdG1qc394co3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8d378caab56f109ff36441b670d8562/tumblr_mn625rYSdG1qc394co2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cacc15d39fb082f929e229621ada2aec/tumblr_mn625rYSdG1qc394co4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f5079a402dc6bd39853a726ff98ecf8/tumblr_mn625rYSdG1qc394co1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c5dc2b25362d39752a75ffa5df8c224/tumblr_mn625rYSdG1qc394co5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51045505229</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51045505229</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:41:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hannahbeezy.tumblr.com/post/32084788848/if-i-like-you-and-im-comfortable-around-you-im"&gt;hannahbeezy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, &lt;em&gt;I’m going to get weird.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51038259235</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51038259235</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ethanwearsprada.tumblr.com/post/36565156357/i-think-its-a-universal-truth-that-everyone-in"&gt;ethanwearsprada&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51038256461</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51038256461</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lameborghini.tumblr.com/post/50948204568/sends-u-nudes-but-just-as-a-friend" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lameborghini&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;*sends u nudes but just as a friend*&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51038255360</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51038255360</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>brandnewswastikas:

I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brandnewswastikas.tumblr.com/post/50965259612/i-like-it-when-a-girl-has-a-food-stain-on-her"&gt;brandnewswastikas&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51037236082</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51037236082</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:57:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>shaftinferno:

someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/689eb0737ab8e2b11f3aaf18b46d32fd/tumblr_mmtv30Wwco1qzsmgpo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shaftinferno.tumblr.com/post/50482595294/someone-get-this-man-a-broom-weve-found-our"&gt;shaftinferno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51037192209</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51037192209</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92b10cc16e6a146a359a61bfb3312356/tumblr_mmmy4f9e9K1rplnzfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51037142943</link><guid>http://eldritcheveryday.tumblr.com/post/51037142943</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:19 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
